Gargantuan, Seldom Minor (More Ludington Anagrams)

Nearly two years ago, we looked at amusing anagrams relevant to our area and primarily its politicians and news sources in the article Gangland or Tsunami (Ludington Anagrams.  Some things have changed since that time, we no longer have "a half monkey" as mayor nor do we have the "hyena magistracy" occupying the city manager spot. 

We still have the same ol' media, minus the news team from WMOM, but we have to welcome in some new faces with some new funny anagrams of their name.  First, the new councilors in the 1st, 4th, and 5th wards and a new mayor:

Councilor J Lenius =>  "Jouncier Scullion"

Councilor C Rozelle => "Cozier Curl Colonel"

Councilor Angela Serna => "A Neurological Scanner"

Mayor Steve Miller => "Some Limy Traveler"

And even though I noticed that my birth certificate name anagrammed to "Hot mathematics troll" two years ago, I have since noticed that it also can be broken down into what happened almost ten years ago:

                                                      "Tom lit a hamlet's Torch"

I also noticed that the new city manager's name "Mitch Foster" had the word "Torch" within it, and could be broken down to "Torch fits me".  But that didn't seem quite right, since we have had to be critical at times, so if we call him by his full name of "Mitchell Foster", we can get the more applicable and more amusing:

                                                             "Torch Fillets Me"

Noting that this forum is celebrating its ten year anniversary, we have established a top ten list of entertaining anagrams created with his name and his title, and a brief note about it's irreverent relevance that may have no basis in reality.  Had his name been as Scrabble-unfriendly as 'Fabian Knizacky' I would have had a hard time finding just one.

                                                        "City Manager Mitch Foster"

10.  Hysteric Grommet Fanatic- Mitch's love of securing tarps and shoelaces seems odd to some

9.  Crying, Macho Steamfitter- Laying pipe seemed manly in his younger days, but it made him sad

8.  Minty Crotch Afterimages- The edible underwear photo shoot just didn't turn out quite right

7.  Theoretic Gymnastic Farm- Buying hay to feed the pommel horse was his first mistake

6.  Catchiest Farting Memory- Once you hear the story of the 'Evart fart' you won't forget it

5.  Crayfish Grant Committee- Because high water levels are tough on those crustaceans too

4.  Mythic Erotica Fragments- Those 'art' photos he participated in at college are mostly missing

3.  Ascetic, Formatting Rhyme- Mitch's sonnets of self-discipline are a must-read in Winneconne

2.  Fathering Symmetric Taco- Lengthwise and widthwise, he evenly adds his fillings like magic

1.  Thrifty, Against Commerce- Mitch's miserly habits are just bad news for local businesses

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Very funny X, how did you come up with these? I'm terrible with words and can hardly make out what things actually spell let alone rearranging them in a humorous way. that's why I can't understand Shakespeare.  

I'm usually pretty good at anagramming up to about a dozen or so letters with Scrabble tiles, but I cheated a little and used a website that creates anagrams.  I still had to filter through thousands of nonsense word combos and rearrange them to make sense.  Here's two of "PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP":

Unattended Lord Primps

Damndest Rotund Ripple

One of my favorites:  CLINT EASTWOOD =>  OLD WEST ACTION

That site is a lot of fun and a mind twister. Thanks

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