I've got to get home
(But Al Gore, you'll freeze out there)
Say, lend me your coat
(It's up to your knees out there)

You've really been grand
(I thrill when your book will be banned)
But don't you see
(How can you say warming to me?)

There's bound to be talk tomorrow
(Of all the junk science you borrow)
At least there will be plenty implied
(If you caught pneumonia and died)

I really can't stay
(Get over that dogma)
Al, but it's cold outside