Is this to much to ask....

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Now I could skip on the handbags, replace them with backpacks.purses gross me out.

Now if you follow this link you will be amused. But really, it is funny.

well except the ring..no jewelry, I loathe jewelry, and perfume. loathe that to, and the makepup, I can't stand makeup, can' stand weddings, forget that, no cosmetics either, shampoo is just fine for washing and cheaper, some lotion in the winter and set to go. Oh and going out to dinner sucks. I eat so fast the last thing I can tolerate is sitting in a restaurant waiting for someone else to finish eating, so annoying,

So the decent looking guy(but uglier than me so i always feel pretty), the big house, a few cars, domestic and international vacations,

Really, i am not high maintenance. I swear. LOL

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http://www.funzug.com/index.php/relationships/that-s-all-women-want...

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Here's another one.

" Dear Obama,
Harder than it looked, huh?
Sincerely, George W."

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Dear people cleaning up the BP oil spill,
It's called a ShamWow. Google it.
Sincerely, not believing you haven't thought of this yet.

(quotes from dearblankpleaseblank.com

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Dear Guys who wear Ed Hardy,
We get it already. You used to be cool in High School.
Sincerely, Anonymous.

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Dear BP,
Thank you for being the only oil company considerate enough to apply lube before violating America.
Sincerely, The Consumer

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Dear College Admissions,
Please stop making me wish I was a black guy with a single parent and no money.
Sincerely, I like my life but want aid

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Dear 'Tea Party',
Please Google 'teabagging' and consider a name change. Really, it's not too late.
Sincerely, Someone under age 50.

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Dear Anti-Immigrants,
When was the last time your job working in the fields, or cleaning toilets was taken from you?
Sincerely, Let's Be Realistic.