A newly retired man decided to grant his lifelong childhood wish and buy himself a brand new Corvette for show and go. He drives out of the dealership, and quickly gets on the freeway to see what she'll do. He starts to push the little car to 60, then 70, then 80, then 90, feeling the thrill of the wind and road. Suddenly, he looks into the rear view mirror and sees a State Trooper gaining fast. Now what, his first cruise and this already. So, the man decides to test the car further. Floors it and goes 100, then 110, then 120, then sees the Trooper is still on his tail and gaining. Suddenly the man says to himself, hey, I'm too old for this crap, better pull over now. Trooper approaches the Corvette and says hey, beautiful car sir, but way too fast. Look, I'm at the end of my shift now, but, if you can think up a story about your excessive speed that I've never ever heard before, I won't write you a ticket this time. Guy thinks about it for a second then says, Officer, my ex-wife ran off with a State Trooper and divorced me three years ago, when I saw you coming fast behind me, I thought you were bringing her back to me. Needless to say, the Trooper laughed and drove away.