Here's the story of a lofty Mayor
Who was bringing up two very lofty councilors.
Both of them had hair of gold, unlike the mayor,
The oldest one wore pearls.

Here's the story, of a man named John Shay,
Who had five good ol' boys of his own,
They were six men, meeting all together,
In back rooms, E-mails and by phone.

Till the one day when the Mayor met this fellow
And they planned some new schemes over lunch,
That their group would act like a crime family.
That's the way they all became the Shay-dy Bunch.
The Shay-dy Bunch, the Shay-dy Bunch,

That's the way they became the Shay-dy Bunch.