Humor

[Lisa O'Brien]

I got this from a friend on face book it got it from a friend. Just a little humor.

It's from Larry the Cable Guy

Got this from a friend of mine - it is funny - I love anything from Larry the Cable Guy. As for illegal aliens, since I live in AZ and they are starting to find tunnels under the border for aliens and drugs to get into the country...... 

THIS CABLE GUY HUMOR IS FUNNY BUT UNFORTUNATELY ITS TRUE! 

THE MANS A GENIUS!!! 

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately:

Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. .

Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems! 

It's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.

* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. 

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? 

Think about this:

1. Cows

2.The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments 

COWS 
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. 

THE CONSTITUTION 
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. 

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment! 

Also, think about this ..... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone … YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! 


GIT ER DONE!

[XLFD]

Thanks for sharing the above, Lisa, that's some new material from this sometimes overlooked comic genius.  He definitely thinks outside the box.  Loved the political material.

I would also say Larry's "health Inspector" movie is a definite must see.

[easymoney]

Has anyone given much thought to how many problems have been created by one thing started during the Clinton administration, Called political correctness?

[Willy]

Funny. Thanks Lisa

Larry

His appearance is part of his act.