SHAY IT OFF by Shaylor Twift

[XLFD]

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the Ludington City Hall, You could've been getting down to this sick beat.

 

With the usual apologies to the original artist, Taylor Swift for pre-empting her catchy tune and lyrics for "Shake it Off" with the latest anthem of anathema of the Ludington City Council, "Shay it Off".  Please start the video and sing along with the modified lyrics printed below to get in the Ludington City Hall spirit.

"Shay It Off"

I hang around with Kaye

Got nothing in my brain

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

I take money off their plates [chuckle]

But I can't repair their streets

At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm

That's what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep schmoozing

Can't stop, won't stop rusing

It's like I got a manager

In my mind

Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

'Cause taxpayers gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay

And the mayors gonna may, may, may, may, may

Baby, I'm just gonna Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay

I Shay it off, I Shay it off

 

Oath-takers gonna take, take, take, take, take

And oath-breakers gonna break, break, break, break break

Baby, I'm just gonna Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay

I Shay it off, I Shay it off

I don't do things for free

I'm passing a new fee

And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

I'm taxing on my own (taxing on my own)

I make the rules up as I go (rules up as I go)

And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm

that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm

But I like phonies

Can't stop listening to cronies

It's like I got this manager In my mind

Saying, "It's gonna be alright."

 'Cause taxpayers gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay

And the mayors gonna may, may, may, may, may

Baby, I'm just gonna Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay

I Shay it off, I Shay it off

 

Oath-takers gonna take, take, take, take, take

And oath-breakers gonna break, break, break, break break

Baby, I'm just gonna Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay

I Shay it off, I Shay it off

Shay it off, I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off

Hey, hey, hey

 

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of City Hall, You could've been getting down to this sick beat.

That X-fireman brought up new charges

He's like " That's 'gainst the law!" but I'm just gonna Shay.

And to the fella over there why the hell does he care

Won't you roll on over, baby? We can Shay, Shay, Shay  

Yeah ohhh

 'Cause taxpayers gonna pay, pay, pay, pay, pay

And the mayors gonna may, may, may, may, may

Baby, I'm just gonna Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay

I Shay it off, I Shay it off

 

Oath-takers gonna take, take, take, take, take

And oath-breakers gonna break, break, break, break break

Baby, I'm just gonna Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay, Shay

I Shay it off,

I Shay it off

 Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off  Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off
 Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off,

I, I, I Shay it off,

I Shay it off

[Morningstar]

OMG, that was frickin' awesome! LMAO

[XLFD]

Shaylor says thank you.

[Willy]

Your a poet and songwriter as well X, so why don't the City Officials like you. Hilariously funny.