It's a Christmas tradition to mangle holiday favorites, whether they be song, carol, story, or theme, and make them more relevant to the Ludington area.  Last year, we looked at a statewide problem, rehabilitating the classic song "Baby, It's Cold Outside", into "Gretchen, It's Covid Lies".  In that link, we also look at our past efforts which poked fun mostly at the expense of Ludington politics. 

This year, we continue with the major societal influencer known as Covid-19 and look at it in relation to vaccines.  Experimental vaccines were developed and available last year at this time, but they have recently turned somewhat controversial since the new administration wants to make them mandatory and make vaccine passports necessary to do just about everything.  There appears to be a lot of adverse effects of these prophylactics, and not a lot of benefits since they appear not to slow the spread, while the verdicts still out on whether they cut fatalities. 

The inspiration for this year's song, a remake of Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is You" is from a New Jersey ad made by their health department where a young kid is making out his list for Santa.    'I don't want games. I don't want toys. I just want the COVID vaccine,' says a child actor in the commercial, reading aloud his Christmas list for Santa.  Said no real kid, ever.   

Whether you consider the following song a public service announcement glorifying vaccination or if you properly look at it as the satire making fun of all of the learned people pushing the experimental goo, we hope that you enjoy this attempt at good old holiday entertainment.  Simply start the video below from the beginning and sing along with it using the lyrics provided under the video.  Even all of our unvaccinated knuckle-dragging readers should understand how to do that:

"All I want for Christmas:  The Jab"

I don't want Covid for Christmas
Vaccine's just one thing I need
I don't care about side effects, can't stand negativity
I just want m-R-N-A
More than I could ever say
Please contact the lab
All I want for Christmas: the jab!


Yeah
I don't want Covid for Christmas
Vaccine's just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about side effects, can't stand negativity
I won't need a ventilator or stay in an ICU
Dr. Birx says I'm not safe with a vaccine for the flu
I just want the old nor-mal
So now let's make it for-mal
Screw the Wuhan lab
All I want for Christmas: the jab!
Whew, Pfizer

No, I won't get Covid this Christmas
I won't even test for it (and)
I'm just gonna keep on boosting don't care if it's full of shit
I will get a vaccine passport signed by Doc Fauci himself
I don't need to get infected by some crazed, unvaxed elf
'Cause I want proof that I'm secure
Not holding out to keep me pure
Lay me on the slab
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas: the jab!
Whew, Pfizer

Ow-Ow, give me all three vaccines, always need some more shots (some more shots, baby)
Heart is beating faster pushing those blood clots (Ow, ow, ouch)
And both my ears are ringing (oh, yeah)
My toes are numb and tingling
Fauci, won't you call me fully vaccinated? (Yeah,oh)
Why make it so damn complicated?

Oh, I don't want Covid for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see all babies vaxed by the time they're four
Oh, I just want another dose
Death I'm told is so close
Give my arm a stab
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas: the jab
Whew, Pfizer


All I want for Christmas: the jab, baby
All I want for Christmas: the jab, baby
All I want for Christmas: the jab, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want): the jab, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want): the jab, baby

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Brilliant! A definite Christmas tradition. Just wondering, how is all this BS affecting children visiting Santa?

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