THE LAWN RANGER

[The tourist from Hell]

Tooling around town, I noticed several City properties that could use a little off the top. The lots weren't completely uncut but there were enough weeds to warrant a penalty. The white stick has black tape at the 12 inch mark. What's good for the goose is good for the gander my grandma would say. So quack you City leaders.

[Willy]

And as usual this information was kept from the public. I sure hope X wins the election because he will definitely keep voters in the loop regarding the inner workings of City Hall.

[AQUAMAN]

I'll bet that Shyster Shay is holding back a couple dozen more secrets that no one else knows about too. And I doubt half or more of the sheeple council knows all either, they are told what Shay wants them to know, nothing more, esp. if it is in his best personal interest. Transparency is a very dirty word in Shay's world!

[XLFD]

That presumes I will be kept in the loop as a councilor; I don't see Shay changing his spots as long as he controls the hearts and minds of a majority of the council and the local media to boot. 

I would hope to implement policy that would keep the council and the public aware of the current 'projects' the various city departments are working on with sanctions enacted if they act off the reservation. 

[XLFD]

Aquaman, get a hold of me to relate some more of this breaking news to me and give me some contacts.  I want to research it further.