Court: Chimpanzees are not people

[Dave]

This was an actual court case... I'd almost like to say that the names were changed to protect the dumb people but its better to expose them for their stupidity. While chimpanzees are obviously very intelligent animals, they are still animals. Even the smartest that are in a domesticated living arrangement still need humans to care for them. Thankfully the court that heard this case wasn't one of these oddball ones that rules on emotion rather then the law.

ALBANY, N.Y. — Tommy the chimpanzee is not a person, according to a New York appeals court.

A Florida group's efforts to free a chimpanzee fell short on Thursday when the Appellate Division of the State Supreme Court in Albany upheld a lower court's decision that found that such animals aren't entitled to basic legal rights.

The case centered around Tommy, a 26-year-old chimpanzee kept by his owner in a cage in Gloversville. Attorney Steven Wise, president of the Nonhuman Rights Project, argued that chimpanzees display enough attributes similar to humans to be eligible for protections from unlawful imprisonment.

The five-member court ruled unanimously against Wise and Tommy, who is named as the plaintiff in the case.

"Needless to say, unlike human beings, chimpanzees cannot bear any legal duties, submit to societal responsibilities or be held legally accountable for their action," Presiding Justice Karen Peters wrote in the seven-page decision.

"In our view, it is this incapability to bear any legal responsibilities and societal duties that renders it inappropriate to confer upon chimpanzees the legal rights — such as the fundamental right to liberty protected by the writ of habeas corpus — that have been afforded to human beings."

The ruling dealt a significant blow to Wise's attempt to win additional rights for chimpanzees, though his group does have a similar case pending before the Appellate Division in Rochester regarding Kiko, a chimpanzee in Niagara Falls. The court heard oral arguments in the appeal earlier this week.

Since the Albany court's decision was unanimous, the state's highest court — the Court of Appeals — isn't required to hear the case if Wise were to appeal.

Instead, Wise would have to file a motion with the court essentially asking for permission to appeal the ruling. Such motions are rarely granted by the court; In 2013, just 65 of 996 such requests were granted.

In a statement, the Nonhuman Rights Project said it is already working on another appeal. The group took issue with the Appellate Division's rationale, saying it was "wrong and will be the subject of our appeal to New York's highest court, the Court of Appeals."

Wise's group had been seeking to have Tommy released to a sanctuary in Florida.

Campbell reports for the Gannett Albany (N.Y.) bureau

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/04/court-chimpanz...

[Willy]

It's silly to think or consider chimps as humans but I understand why they attempted to do so. They might better go the "cruelty to animals" route in order to protect the chimp in question. Though we share almost all of the DNA as the chimps we are still different. The thing we do share is that humans and chimps are both classified as "animals". There are things that chimps can do better than humans and things humans can do better than chimps. One would think that humans have a greater working memory than chimps but that is not so.

[XLFD]

Has Ayumu taking any courses in city management?  He certainly has a better way with working with numbers than Ludington's current head monkey-- and we could keep him in a cage until he's needed.

[Willy]

Ayurma trained at the S.I.F.M.B.C. Shay's Institute for Monkey Brained Councilors. The same prestigious institute where ex mayors and councilors go to get reprogrammed for life as a regular Joe or Jane.

[Dave]

I suppose its probably ironic that this ruling was made and released the same week as the new Planet Of The Apes movie being released to DVD/Blu Ray.